Monday, November 30, 2009

Great Expectations

When Michael Vick goes to Atlanta to play football next week, he expects a standing O:
Vick will play his first game in Atlanta since 2006 when the Philadelphia Eagles visit Sunday.
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Vick smiled when asked about the kind of reaction he expected from Falcons fans.
"I'm going to get a great reaction from the crowd. It's going to be a standing ovation," he said, smiling.
Vick, let me be the first to offer you a standing FU.

5 comments:

  1. Here, here. I second the standing FU.

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  2. Uhm, can we stand up with you along with all of our friends?

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  3. Oh, how I hate that man. And I don't hate anyone.

    I would love a real falcon swooping in to pluck his eyes out. Is that too severe?

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  4. Nope, not too severe, but unpleasant for a noble bird to actually touch that scumbag. Personally, I'd like a cassowary to nail him in the nuts. They're really unfriendly, huge, and strong birds. And when he runs away from it, a cassowary can easily overtake him.

    And, no, I don't think that's too severe either.

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