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Yorkie rats out cheating wife to family

Speaking of rats - not for microwave use

Frenchie just wants to have fun

Is this every dog owner's worst nightmare?

Cat on cat

I'm sure this coffee table is expensive but I bet your kitty would say "Buy!"

Cat head found in cat food can

Search Term Chaos

In no particular order, rhyme or reason, here is a random sampling of search terms which have led inquiring minds to the blog...

racharl ray kills dogs
nutro kills
PITBULLS KILLING
make bleev dogs
animals food getting

biscuit YES

pony rider women movies

pissing
porn sc
rape rack
what is a rape rack
rape rack michael vick

what is chinese name for eggshell powder

am i legally responsible to keep my dog out of the neighbours garden,even though the fence is in disrepair and is his responsibility

my dog weighs 5 pounds over heartworm

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Who needs summer school?

The second ad on this page has a ghost llama in the window. Which is awesome.

I'm envisioning a herd of cats rubbing themselves silly on a herd of cattle

Well thank goodness for modern medicine

Hey Hey We're the Monkeys

Cheating on dog/cat cake decorating

Protecting habitat for your state bird: ur doin it rong

Apparently this monkey's candidate did not win the Presidential election in Zambia

Well officer, it was an emergency 3am horse chasing incident

Traffic cops in Australia are apparently very bored

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If anyone actually signs a pet up for this, please let us know how it goes

I am a sucker for this type of thing: Unusual Animal Friendships

Offspring of Boston Terror wants to find & eat your dog

Lost dog: I hate it when that happens

Could you produce 5 neighbors in favor of your dog in court?

Should be easy to hide: "Man with Britney Spears tattoo accused of stealing Chihuahua with pink earrings from gay bar"

Python in CA yard, another at Serbian ATM and still another in English woman's shopping bag (Papillon mix hero in that story)

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Not too many oddities this week that really struck my fancy...

Wedding party tuxedo savings

OK - what?

Crappy Taxidermy:
Q: Am I supposed to be scary?
A: I have no idea.

Cute alert: That's just ducky.

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Vibrating litter box scoop

Tossing around the old pigskin

Did you personally pack your suitcase?

Owner tries to bust Pitbull out of pound, gets caught despite having an accomplice and two-way radios

Cops skeptical of the old snakes-in-the-pants story (Swine flu excuse for drunk driving also questionable)

Vegas tiger teaches magicians how to disappear

What's for dinner?

Mosquitoes forced by scientists to do good

Wrong and Wronger

Wrong:


Wronger:

The DoggieLoverDoll is a sex toy for male dogs.

Sorry, no vid.

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Dogman vid - now enhanced!

Female bear smarter than the average

Blind dog has guide dog

Should we impose a ban on canaries now?

Poacher's trap left baby elephant for dead but Cambodian rescuers saved him with a prosthetic foot

Oh honey, I do

Pet eagle not interested in your stupid human tricks

Dog translator comes with answering machine

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Pet themed towel holders: thanks, but I'll pass

Ever look at an elephant and think, "I could totally take him in an eating contest"? Me neither.

I love bunnies too but this lady has a problem.

Boy in China can see purrfectly in the dark

Fairy Penguins get sniper protection in Sydney

Dog: Do not eat

Panda elephants

Rescued budgie had seaworthy ambitions

Adult version of "The dog ate my homework"

Fat pet rabbit wants to watch her stories

Little mama dog nurses baby red pandas

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California's Dept. of Fish and Game partners with HSUS

Don't tase me bro!

Fore! (plus four)

Prairie Dogs: We laugh at your escape-proof habitat!

Proper Dog Grooming, including perfume

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Unbelievably hungry mouse

Goat waves to kids, also has nice teeth

From the AP:

Squirrel. Thief. Patriot.

Fish gives up watch too late

My Two Dad Penguins

Brilliant fisheye lens photos of animals around London (H/T Smartdogs)

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I missed out on doing Oddball last week. But do not fear:

Snail Boy (dig the improvised catch-pan!)

5 year old Siberian girl apparently raised as pet

Good pigs - yes biscuit!

I didn't even know kangaroos could swim, never mind that they needed a lifeguard.

Maybe this lady's number is written on an Emu restroom wall?

Secrets to long life:

He is a strict vegetarian who moves incredibly slow with a stress-free and peaceful lifestyle[...]

New book explores the "moral nuances" of animals

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The cow who decided to leg it out the slaughterhouse in NY now has a name (not "Dinner" - "Molly") and a home.

Oh Kitty, I hate it when that happens.

Orangutan escapes zoo enclosure, just to show she can.

Arachnophobics may want to go green.

Oldest known human hair now much older, and in need of a shampoo.

Sure you work out, but are you in shape enough for the Penguathlon?

I'm pretty sure the pets in these photos are saying, "Do not want".

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Another guy smuggling birds in his stockings:

Sony Dong, 46, was arrested at Los Angeles International Airport in March after an inspector spotted bird feathers and droppings on his socks and tail feathers peeking out from under his pants, prosecutors said.

There's only 1 pig in Afghanistan, and he's now on lockdown

Cow leaves slaughterhouse, tours Queens

If giant pterosaurs didn't fly, what'd they do - just walk around?

Dog eats Homer Simpson

Dog eats dog

File under Bad Ideas:

Malaysian villagers caught more than 300 stray dogs and dumped them on a mangrove island, driving the canines to cannibalism after weeks of starvation, animal welfare activists said Thursday.
[...]
The villagers said they never intended to be cruel — they believed the dogs could feed on Pulau Tengah's wildlife[...]

Anyone consult the wildlife regarding this brill plan?

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I always take spiders outside because I believe in karma - and because of this.

Not to be outdone, a sparrow may have seen a spider in his house too.

Animal control in WA: We don't do emus.

In a bush outside the press briefing room at the White House - a new family.

Pig owner says, “I just got them because they were so interesting to look at.”

Home Depot in Arkansas gets free pest control.

Right whale run over by federal ship out to protect it.

Your hourly dose of Swine Flu hysteria. Or not.

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'Scuse me Mrs. Kangaroo, I think you dropped something

Trap-Neuter-Release is good for more than feral cats

File under "What's the world coming to?": Bald eagle thug

A bus driver in Germany rescued a frog but her employer warns her to never let it happen again

Scooby-Doo wannabes in the UK can enter a look alike contest

Beagle has her own style of playing dead on Letterman's Stupid Pet Tricks

Toy pet related: My Little Pony gets customized

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Good news - your dog doesn't have a huge tumor in his belly!

Kittycat with underwear fetish may get pet psychic

Man and teeny dog climb tree to escape coyote

13 finches stuffed in hair curlers found by airport security (Disappointment alert: The guy wasn't WEARING the finch impregnated curlers, he had them in a carry-on bag)

FL toddler takes a stroll to gator infested canal while his babysitter sleeps on toilet

Domestic dispute brings police who find dog taped to fridge: The fledgling dog-arts-n-crafts-er explained:

' I know this looks bad. We were going to get rid of him anyway. We usually don't do this.'

Oh well, ok then.

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And that's all I need: 13 year old boy loads up 2 horses and dog before running away in family truck

Diva horsies

Cat comes in through cat door, then...

Happy Families program at Thai zoo

Every little thing you do could potentially cause distress to someone, somewhere

Volunteers help salamanders, frogs and newts avoid road squooshing

Fishermen in the Philippines catch the 41st megamouth shark known to man - then eat it

You snooze, you lose kittycat

Easter Oddities:

Chicks do the adds and the take-aways

Egg hunt for dogs

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Cow gives birth to baffling twins - blame the milkman?

Pony: Who you calling SHORT?

In AZ, a bobcat walks into a bar... (two Oddballs in a row with my superior bar jokes - wahoo!)

Real Books that Look Like Photoshops - Page 1 is the "animals" category but feel free to continue on so you don't miss such gems as "The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fist Fight in Heaven" and "Rosey Grier's Needlepoint for Men".

Brazilian inmates develop pigeon breeding program but use their powers for eebill

If you just never get bored of looking at frog x-rays...

HeroRats - yep, it's a real business name

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No, it's not the start of a bad joke:

Police say a naked 14-year-old boy taking a walk with a large white poodle has assaulted a woman in Michigan.

If only he would have been walking into an adult drinking establishment...

Hero parrot gets award

Indonesian fruit picker killed by Komodo Dragons

China feeds abortion pills to plague of gerbils

Dog's art pretty good akshully

Predator X - I want one for a pet, if only for the name